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Editor's Message TOP

My grand-parenting skills continue to be honed... Captain Ken says that considering I told him I don't have a lot of maternal instincts I am doing a good job! As long as baby Matthew continues to think so I suppose I must be doing OK! Mango now is more confident around Frisko the dog... even got himself licked a few times!

The house is rather different from the norm... all sorts of things perched on the mantelpiece and on high shelves...

As far as my water skiing is concerned, I decided to ski at 28 mph today (Sunday) instead of 26mph. What a difference! Although faster the wake is much smaller so I really enjoyed the extra speed! Today the water was soooooo flat that it was like a mirror - one of the advantages of being out there just after 6am... no other boats to disturb the water surface!

And the pic you can see on the SAW Web site is of me and Frisko swimming in the lake today!

Quote/s of the Week

These from me:

Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential, vital quality of those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. ­ Robert Kennedy, 1925-1968, American Attorney General, Senator

What do I think about when I strike out? I think about hitting home runs." Babe Ruth" Hall of Fame Baseball Player 1895-1948

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk, US Public Official and Educator

These from Captain Ken ski@flatwater.com

Hi Love,

I would like to dedicate these quotes to Lynne for the rough time she is going through.

Hang in there Lynne, things will get better.

Lots of Love,

Dad

If you want to see the sun shine, you have to weather the storm. - Frank Lane

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. - Anon.

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. - Henry Ward Beecher

More from Captain Ken...

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anon.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Send in any quotes you love... that have some special meaning for you... and I will use at least one every week. Usual address! saw@thos.co.za

Ad Hoc Article/s of the Week TOP

Please note that these articles DO NOT NECESSARILY REPRESENT the opinion of SAW, The House of SYNERGY (THOS) or your editor. They are published here for your consideration - you can agree, disagree or ignore, but please don't shoot the messenger!

SAWs are a diverse group of people with diverse opinions on many issues.

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INS Change of address
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This from Caroline Christie carolinec@mindspring.com

Hi Maureen

I found this article in the New York Daily News and thought it was important information for most of your readers.

NY Daily News August 1 2002
You must Notify INS when moving
The INS is telling non-citizens that they must report a change of address.

The agency is reviving a 50-year old law. Failure to do report can result in deportation and criminal charges. Immigrants are worried, but the INS is unlikely to begin a mass deportation campaign based on the reporting requirement.

If you include the more than 11 million permanent residents, and add in students, visitors, refugees and undocumented immigrants, you are talking about more than 20 million people. Most have not submitted change of address cards. Still, if a law enforcement agency, such as the FBI, targets a non-citizen, the INS may use the person's failure to report as a basis for deportation.

Registering your change of address makes sense. Why give the INS an excuse to deport you?

Non-US citizens except (A & G visa holders) age 14 or older must report a change of address within 10 days of a move. The rule applies to anyone who has been in the United States 30 days. That includes permanent residents, non-immigrants, asylees, refugees and undocumented immigrants. The failure to report can be excused if the failure was "reasonably excusable or was not willful." New INS forms will require applicants to acknowledge that the INS has notified them of the change-of-address filing requirement.

To report a change of address, submit INS form AR-11, Alien's Change of Address card. You can get the form by calling (800) 870-3676 or from the INS Internet site at http://www.ins.usdoj.gov/

Send the form registered mail/return receipt requested. Keep copy in a fireproof place. - a good place is in a sealed plastic bag in your refrigerator.

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Zimbabwe's Man-Made Famine
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This from the NY Times August 7, 2002 by David Coltart

HARARE, Zimbabwe - In the last two years Zimbabwe has been transformed into a state that increasingly resembles Cambodia under Pol Pot. The government seems set on adding famine to the list of oppressions visited on the nation. In May, a law was passed decreeing that any commercial farmer who continued to farm 45 days after being given notice to stop would face imprisonment.

On Friday, that law will be used to evict thousands of commercial farmers and their workers. Fear and desperation pervade the country. All the signs are that President Robert Mugabe is determined to hold on to power at any cost, including the destruction of the nation and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Zimbabweans.

It has been clear for some years that the Mugabe regime is determined to shrink the democratic space to an absolute minimum. The judiciary has been all but destroyed. Independent journalists have been arrested, their presses bombed. In January the regime rammed through Parliament legislation subverting the electoral process, revoking civil liberties and restricting the press. In the same month, the military suggested that only Mr. Mugabe would be acceptable as leader.

The political campaign that followed was marked by violence. The presidential election in March was a farce. Mr. Mugabe was proclaimed winner in an election that was widely condemned internationally. The overwhelming majority of Zimbabweans, who were hoping for a peaceful transition to democracy in March, have had their hopes dashed.

For its part, the Mugabe regime, while increasingly irrational and paranoid, knows it must convince the world it is legitimate if it is to survive. For this reason, the regime cloaks its suppression of democracy in what would otherwise be legitimate concerns, primarily the need to redress legacies of colonial injustice. The unresolved land-ownership issue has been exploited very effectively to cover up corruption, poor administration and human-rights abuses.

The catastrophic human-rights situation is now complicated by a famine that is, in the case of Zimbabwe, mainly the result of the Mugabe regime's ruinous policies. While a drought did occur at a critical period during the summer, it only affected the dry-land corn crop. The rainy season was just below average and nearly all the irrigation reservoirs are almost full. Had experienced farmers been allowed to plant their crops, Zimbabwe would not have had to import any food at all.

As it is, Zimbabwe is now facing a shortage of some 1.2 million tons of corn. The situation is compounded by the fact that only a small proportion of the winter wheat crop has been planted because of threats directed against wheat farmers. If the Mugabe regime goes ahead this weekend with its plans to evict thousands of farmers and their employees, many of their crops will not be properly harvested.

The World Food Program recently predicted that as many as 6 million Zimbabweans will soon face starvation. At least 25 percent of Zimbabweans are H.I.V. positive. Experts are agreed that some 20 percent of AIDS sufferers are extremely vulnerable to drops in nutritional levels. Conservatively, one might calculate that 300,000 Zimbabweans could die within the next few months as a result of this combination of famine and AIDS.

The Mugabe regime may be counting on catastrophe for its own salvation. It has already sought to hide behind drought. There is no doubt a calculation taking place that the "CNN factor" (images of starving children) will soon dominate policy decisions in the West and that a flood of aid will pour in.

That Zimbabwe and other countries in the region need vast amounts of food and medical aid is beyond doubt. But if the symptom of famine is addressed but not its cause, the international community will only have succeeded in perpetuating the problem. Ongoing food shortages will occur unless a massive irrigated corn crop is planted this November. It can still be planted if the rule of law is re-established - which will only occur with help from Zimbabwe's neighbors and through holding a fresh election that complies with accepted standards.

Sadly, there are very few levers left which can be used by the West to restore sanity to Zimbabwe. The new relationship between Africa and the wealthy industrialized countries - as expressed in the recent meetings between representatives of the Group of 8 and the New Economic Partnership for Africa's Development - is one such lever. While Zimbabwe should not be allowed to hold hostage democratic African states that desperately need the new partnership to work, the reality is that, like it or not, Zimbabwe is the partnership's first test. Famine in Zimbabwe is primarily caused by bad governance, which in this specific case is tolerated by many African states and supported by some. The consequences of this man-made famine will become clear in the next few months. Investors the world over will be watching closely to see whether African rulers deal with the cause of this particular famine, not merely its symptoms. If African leaders do not act in these circumstances, what investment in Africa will ever be safe in the future?

Yet there has been very little to indicate that African states have the political will to deal with the crisis in Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe is becoming a police state without so much as a whimper coming from the same African states who heralded a new beginning for Africa at the Group of 8 meeting and the inauguration of the African Union.

If leaders in the industrialized democracies are interested in preventing what was once the jewel of Africa from becoming another Somalia - and in preventing future famines in southern Africa - then they must persuade their African colleagues to deal with the real cause of the catastrophe unfolding in Zimbabwe.

David Coltart, a member of Zimbabwe's Parliament, is a leader of the Movement for Democratic Change, the main opposition party.

Copyright 2002 The New York Times Company

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Quotes and more...
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Maureen,

I'm new to your site (the gut-wrenching missives from Cathy Buckle and an all-day web search for all information about the hell-on-earth that she and her neighbors -- no matter what their color -- are and have endured, is what brought me here). I am cc'ing this email to Cathy and to Fred Rundle -- my first email contact with them -- in the hopes that they, too, will be gladdened by it.

Please use your new and speedy computer to visit my website:

www.PropertyRightsResearch.org

and for starters, please click on the following buttons:

International Articles and Guest MAP

Those two buttons will give you the reason for my contacting you. My site
exists solely to help others with land/water use issues.

This is an original quote: Property rights = FREEDOM. Please use it at will.
Another, which is not really a quote, is a coined phrase I've been using for
a few months now (and seems to be wildly popular with others involved in
property rights and resource providing): Gang Green. It means those who SAY
they are environmentalists but who exhibit the actions of schoolyard bullies
on a much larger scale. There are many other quotes at my website, on the
Home Page and at the Quotes button and other buttons. Please glean and share
with SAW members at will!

The only income I have (since May of 2000) is from sales of my book (please
see the two Glossary buttons for 26 PAGES of samples from it, and then please
go to the Book Button for an introduction to the book and a -- if you wish --
printable order form). All the 12-14-16-hour days that have made up the last
3 1/2 years preclude me from ever having a 'regular job' again, so please
forgive me if I say that I hope a few book orders will arrive as a result of
the contact with your site. It is the only way I can stay here at home,
working my heart out, for all the Cathy Buckles in the world who so need what
talents God has gifted me with, to help put their truth before the whole
world. Only in the court of public opinion -- when that public has
assimilated enough truth to make/have an informed opinion -- will these
situations from Hell be dealt with. No government on earth can stop what is
being perpetrated by those guilty of greed gone mad.

Although I am in the USA, it is my prayer that with the postings of
locations, names, email addresses and websites at my Guest MAP, we will bring
many, many more caring and concerned people into the networking, the
involvement and the certain help for those who are dying for it even as I
type and you read.

I pray that those who are members of SAW in all 150 countries will Pin the
Guest MAP and by so doing will introduce themselves to a world of people who
have their own heartaches and who need to know that we are truly ALL in the
same boat. Our freedom to do anything, to think anything, to travel, to love,
to be parents, all these things are at stake. Are all these things worth the
time and the effort?

Maureen, you know the answer and so do I!

God bless and keep you and your family and friends -- of which I am now a
member of the latter group!

Miss Julie Kay Smithson
213 Thorn Locust Lane
London, OH 43140-8844
1-740-857-1239

Dedicated to property rights, resource providers, generational land stewards,
consumers and freedom.

Bardon v Northern Pac R Co. 12 S CT 856, 145 US 535, 538 36L, ED 806 - "It is
well settled that all land to which any claim or rights of others is attached
does not fall within the designation of public lands." United States Supreme
Court Decision

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is
striking at the root. - Henry David Thoreau

"The sacred rights of property are to be guarded at every point. I call them
sacred, because, if they are unprotected, all other rights become worthless
or visionary. What is personal liberty, if it does not draw after it the
right to enjoy the fruits of our own industry? What is political liberty, if
it imparts only perpetual poverty to us and all our posterity? What is the
privilege of a vote, if the majority of the hour may sweep away the earnings
of our whole lives, to gratify the rapacity of the indolent, the cunning, or
the profligate, who are borne into power upon the tide of a temporary
popularity?" -- Judge Joseph Story, 1852

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Soccer stars & mom of raped toddler speak out against rape & abuse today
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This from "Speak Out!" speakoutsa@hotmail.com

Press Release

Soccer stars take a stand against violence against women & children

...and a mom tells of the agony of discovering her 3-year-old had been raped at nursery school

"No-one can know what its like to find your child behaving strangely and then find semen on her clothes," Nancy Ledwaba the mother of a three year old raped at nursery school told soccer players and guests at the launch of a year-long campaign by Moroka Swallows aimed at ending violence toward women and children.

Mrs Ledwaba said it was important for her to "warn other parents, this is happening. It can happen to anyone. I've waited a long time to stand up in public and warn parents, and to tell people how it feels, how hard it is," she said battling to control tears.

The person who raped her child fled, apparently to the Northern Province when he heard that she and her husband had laid charges. No arrests have been made. The child was not given antiretrovirals to prevent HIV at Tembisa hospital where her mother took her - so far she has tested negative for HIV, although she requires additional HIV tests.

Moroka Swallows player, Warren Lewis, also battled to contain his emotions when he said, "for me the issue of abuse against children hits home. My wife is pregnant with our first child. I have discovered that this child is to be a boy. I pledge that my son will grow up learning that all life is precious and to be respected. He will learn to treat all women as he would his own mother, and that it can never be right to abuse any human being in any way.
"The fact that I am bringing a child into this would, in a country with such shocking statistics of child abuse motivates me to make a difference." He asked everyone in the room to close their eyes and "imagine a little child who we love whether it is our son or daughter, a little brother or sister, niece or nephew or some other child that you happen to know and feel affection for. Now imagine someone telling you that this child has been abused by a grown man.

"If only we could place ourselves in the shoes of those who have been affected by such crimes surely we would do all we could to ensure that it never happens to our children."

Captain Gary McNab said that as a former teacher it terrified him to imagine that so much abuse happened at the hands of teachers - the meeting heard of yet another nursery school in Randburg where nine children are believed to have been sexually molested. "I used to take children swimming and for PT classes, and they have such trust in us. I can't comprehend how anyone can do the things that have been done to children and women. To take advantage of an innocent child. A child who looks up to adults for guidance, love, support and setting good examples. How could an adult betray that?" He said South Africans must say, "enough is enough, it's time that this senseless violence ended. A chorus is made up of individual voices."

Player Japhet Zwane said that only last week the team had teased a member who comes from Upington, "as that place where they rape babies. But it is not a joke, rape is a serious issue. We have to stop it. We are South Africans, this is not our way, we need to stop this and have pride in ourselves and our country."

Mrs Ledwaba said that she hadn't been able to sleep properly since her daughter was raped, "and my child still has nightmares, she won't go to the toilet alone, she is frightened of men and she is very angry. This is so hard."

Dr Adrienne Wulfsohn of the Albertinah Sisulu Rape Clinic at Sunninghill Hospital said that in recent times they had seen increasing numbers of child rapes, and many from children raped by teachers at schools and nursery schools. "We have to take greater care." She said too that on average each month the clinic saw three men who had been raped and sodomised.

She hailed Moroka Swallows for being the first soccer team to take an active decision to campaign against sexual violence and HIV, and too include the white ribbon which symbolizes a commitment to end rape and child abuse on their new kit which is delivered on August 25.

Moroka Swallows is being backed in the campaign by Rape Action Group and Media Against Violence.

The team said they had become increasingly concerned by reports of baby rapes, the abuse of women and high rates of HIV in teenage girls in particular. "We felt it was time to encourage men to stand together to oppose violence to women and children," The Birds director, Gavin Bernstein said.

FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT

Team player and Moroka Swallows Social Responsibility Manager, Warren Lewis 082-650-5777

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Why, why, why ???
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This from Errol Rink rink@alphalink.com.au

• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
• Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
• Does killing time damage eternity?
• Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
• Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
• Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
• Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
• How can there be self-help "groups"?
• How do you get off a non-stop flight?
• How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
• How many weeks are there in a light year?
• If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
• If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
• If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
• If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
• If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
• Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
• Why do they call it "chilli" if it's hot?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

This from the NY Times August 9, 2002 by Joe Eszterhas

CLEVELAND - I've written 14 movies. My characters smoke in many of them, and they look cool and glamorous doing it. Smoking was an integral part of many of my screenplays because I was a militant smoker. It was part of a bad-boy image I'd cultivated for a long time - smoking, drinking, partying, rock 'n' roll.

Smoking, I once believed, was every person's right. Efforts to stop it were politically correct, a Big Brother assault on personal freedoms. Secondhand smoke was a nonexistent problem invented by professional do-gooders. I put all these views into my scripts.

In one of my movies, "Basic Instinct," smoking is part of a sexual subtext. Sharon Stone's character smokes; Michael Douglas's is trying to quit. She seduces him with literal and figurative smoke that she blows into his face. In the movie's most famous and controversial scene, she even has a cigarette in her hand.

I'm sure the tobacco companies loved "Basic Instinct." One of them even launched a brand of "Basic" cigarettes not long after the movie became a worldwide hit, perhaps inspired by my cigarette-friendly work. My movie made a lot of money; so did their new cigarette.

Remembering all this, I find it hard to forgive myself. I have been an accomplice to the murders of untold numbers of human beings. I am admitting this only because I have made a deal with God. Spare me, I said, and I will try to stop others from committing the same crimes I did.

Eighteen months ago I was diagnosed with throat cancer, the result of a lifetime of smoking. I am alive but maimed. Much of my larynx is gone. I have some difficulty speaking; others have some difficulty understanding me. I no longer have the excruciating difficulty swallowing or breathing that I experienced in the first months after my surgery.

I haven't smoked or drank for 18 months now, though I still take it day-to-day and pray for help. I believe in prayer and exercise. I have walked five miles a day for a year, without missing even one day. Quitting smoking and drinking has taught me the hardest lesson I've ever learned about my own weakness; it has also given me the greatest affection and empathy for those still addicted.

I have spent some time in the past year and a half in cancer wards. I have seen people gasp for air as a suctioning device cleaned their tracheas. I have heard myself wheezing horribly, unable to catch my breath, as a nurse begged me to breathe. I have seen an 18-year-old with throat cancer who had never smoked a single cigarette in his life. (His mother was a chain smoker.) I have tried not to cry as my wife fitted the trachea tube that I had coughed out back into my throat. (Thankfully, I no longer need it.)

I don't think smoking is every person's right anymore. I think smoking should be as illegal as heroin. I'm no longer such a bad boy. I go to church on Sunday. I'm desperate to see my four boys grow up. I want to do everything I can to undo the damage I have done with my own big-screen words and images.

So I say to my colleagues in Hollywood: what we are doing by showing larger-than-life movie stars smoking onscreen is glamorizing smoking. What we are doing by glamorizing smoking is unconscionable.

Hollywood films have long championed civil rights and gay rights and commonly call for an end to racism and intolerance. Hollywood films espouse a belief in goodness and redemption. Yet we are the advertising agency and sales force for an industry that kills nearly 10,000 people daily.

A cigarette in the hands of a Hollywood star onscreen is a gun aimed at a 12- or 14-year-old. (I was 12 when I started to smoke, a geeky immigrant kid who wanted so very much to be cool.) The gun will go off when that kid is an adult. We in Hollywood know the gun will go off, yet we hide behind a smoke screen of phrases like "creative freedom" and "artistic expression." Those lofty words are lies designed, at best, to obscure laziness. I know. I have told those lies. The truth is that there are 1,000 better and more original ways to reveal a character's personality.

Screenwriters know, too, that some movie stars are more likely to play a part if they can smoke - because they are so addicted to smoking that they have difficulty stopping even during the shooting of a scene. The screenwriter writing smoking scenes for the smoking star is part of a vicious and deadly circle.

My hands are bloody; so are Hollywood's. My cancer has caused me to attempt to cleanse mine. I don't wish my fate upon anyone in Hollywood, but I beg that Hollywood stop imposing it upon millions of others.

Joe Eszterhas is a screenwriter and the author of "American Rhapsody."

Copyright 2002 The New York Times Company

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The Old Fisherman
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This from Eddie & Marlene Smith e&m.smith@xtra.co.nz

Our house was directly across the street from the clinic entrance of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms to out patients at the clinic.

One summer evening as I was fixing supper, there was a knock at the door. I opened it to see a truly awful looking man. "Why, he's hardly taller than my eight-year-old," I thought as I stared at the stooped, shrivelled body. But the appalling thing was his face, lopsided from swelling, red and raw.

Yet his voice was pleasant as he said, "Good evening. I've come to see if you've a room for just one night. I came for a treatment this morning from the eastern shore, and there's no bus 'til morning."

He told me he'd been hunting for a room since noon but with no success, no one seemed to have a room. "I guess it's my face... I know it looks terrible, but my doctor says with a few more treatments..." For a moment I hesitated, but his next words convinced me: "I could sleep in this rocking chair on the porch. My bus leaves early in the morning."

I told him we would find him a bed, but to rest on the porch. I went inside and finished getting supper. When we were ready, I asked the old man if he would join us. "No thank you. I have plenty." And he held up a brown paper bag.

When I had finished the dishes, I went out on the porch to talk with him a few minutes. It didn't take a long time to see that this old man had an oversized heart crowded into that tiny body. He told me he fished for a living to support his daughter, her five children, and her husband, who was hopelessly crippled from a back injury.

He didn't tell it by way of complaint; in fact, every other sentence was preface with a thanks to God for a blessing. He was grateful that no pain accompanied his disease, which was apparently a form of skin cancer. He thanked God for giving him the strength to keep going.

At bedtime, we put a camp cot in the children's room for him. When I got up in the morning, the bed linens were neatly folded and the little man was out on the porch.

He refused breakfast, but just before he left for his bus, haltingly, as if asking a great favor, he said, "Could I please come back and stay the next time I have a treatment? I won't put you out a bit. I can sleep fine in a chair." He paused a moment and then added, "Your children made me feel at home. Grownups are bothered by my face, but children don't seem to mind." I told him he was welcome to come again.

And on his next trip he arrived a little after seven in the morning. As a gift, he brought a big fish and a quart of the largest oysters I had ever seen. He said he had shucked them that morning before he left so that they'd be nice and fresh. I knew his bus left at 4:00 a.m. and I wondered what time he had to get up in order to do this for us.

In the years he came to stay overnight with us there was never a time that he did not bring us fish or oysters or vegetables from his garden.

Other times we received packages in the mail, always by special delivery; fish and oysters packed in a box of fresh young spinach or kale, every leaf carefully washed. Knowing that he must walk three miles to mail these, and knowing how little money he had made the gifts doubly precious.

When I received these little remembrances, I often thought of a comment our next-door neighbor made after he left that first morning. "Did you keep that awful looking man last night? I turned him away! You can lose roomers by putting up such people!"

Maybe we did lose roomers once or twice. But oh! If only they could have known him, perhaps their illnesses would have been easier to bear. I know our family always will be grateful to have known him; from him we learned what it was to accept the bad without complaint and the good with gratitude to God.

Recently I was visiting a friend who has a greenhouse, As she showed me her flowers, we came to the most beautiful one of all, a golden chrysanthemum, bursting with blooms. But to my great surprise, it was growing in an old dented, rusty bucket. I thought to myself, "If this were my plant, I'd put it in the loveliest container I had!"

My friend changed my mind. "I ran short of pots," she explained, and knowing how beautiful this one would be, I thought it wouldn't mind starting out in this old pail. It's just for a little while, till I can put it out in the garden."

She must have wondered why I laughed so delightedly, but I was imagining just such a scene in heaven. "Here's an especially beautiful one," God might have said when he came to the soul of the sweet old fisherman. "He won't mind starting in this small body."

All this happened long ago -- and now, in God's garden, how tall this lovely soul must stand.

The LORD does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart." (1 Samuel 16:7b)

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Biltong and Potjiekos
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I was down to the Natal South Coast recently to partake in that seasonal madness called the Sardine Run, where zillions of these silver pilchards beach themselves all along the coast, and normal human beings, I include myself here, turn into desperate scavengers.

There is something hypnotically insane about all this. Commercial vehicles stand in queues kilometres long to buy these fish from the multitudes at about one dollar per 40-pound basketful. Farm labourers appear in droves from nearby cane fields and descend on the beaches like Zulu Impi's on Kamikaze missions. I have seen businessmen fly out of their executive vehicles to join the melee and emerge with their designer suits dripping wet, and ancient old ladies with skirt-loads of fish, displaying their bloomers for all to see.

I did not only come to Durbs to partake in a free from the sea fest, but also to soak up some mid winter tropical sun on beaches where tourists are found all year round, and to stock up on my spices at the Indian Market with its aroma of curry all around. And also to eat one of my favourites - the famous curry "Bunny Chow"! To my mind, nothing can quite beat the taste of a good old Durbs Bunny. Interesting where this weird name came from. Nothing to do with rabbits either.

During the colonial period, tens of thousands of Indians laboured on the vast sugar cane fields in Natal. They worked like slaves and were paid a pittance. Food during the day consisted of the scraps from the previous night's supper.

One of these workers was a very frugal man by the name of Bahne Pillay, whose wife was an excellent cook.

Now, Bahne became very upset one day when his tin plate was stolen during lunch break and he had no replacement at home. His wife came up with the idea of stuffing a hollowed out half loaf of bread with the supper leavings, capping this with the compressed dough from the inside of the bread to avoid any spilling, and wrapping it in paper for Bahne to keep in his rucksack.

During lunch one day, a friend asked him what on earth he was eating, and Bahne shared some with his friend, who was so impressed that he told others about Bahne's "chow", as they called food in those days. Over a period many workers got a taste as well and dubbed his food Bahne chow.

One day a worker offered half a penny for Bahne's food and then shared this with some friends. Very soon more requests and half pennies came flooding in, resulting in Bahne's wife starting a tuck shop on the plantation, with Bahne joining her full time shortly thereafter. In time, Bahne became a wealthy man. And the name stuck!

So, for those of you who are adventurous eaters, (this is eaten by hand), and want to take a trip down memory lane, here follows a simple bunny recipe.

DURBS MINCE AND BEANS CURRY BUNNY CHOW

The secret of a good bunny is to use the freshest white bread you can find and cut it in half. Be careful to leave enough crust (+- 2cm diameter should do) along the edges and at the base when you hollow the halves out, in order to prevent leakage when you pour in the curry. Compress the dough from the insides of the bread just enough to form a nice "cap" to absorb curry gravy. Do have a fingerbowl and plenty of napkins. Do not mind outsider stares.

Ingredients

1 loaf bread, halved and hollowed
250g mince, pre-fried until just no longer pink
1 cup each kidney beans and sugar beans
1 clove garlic and similar sized piece fresh ginger, finely chopped
1 Table spoon curry (mild, medium or hot to taste), mixed with 1tsp turmeric
2 potatoes, cubed, two chopped onions and one carrot, grated
1 litre beef stock made with cube.
1 pinch dry thyme, a bay leaf or two, and salt and pepper to taste

Method

Boil kidney beans in stock and add sugar beans and carrot to this after about half an hour.
Continue boiling for another hour.
Gently fry onions in about four table spoons of oil until transparent.
Add garlic, ginger and thyme.
Keep frying for another minute or so.
Add the curry.
Keep stirring this mixture to prevent any catching for another three minutes.
Add the mince, potatoes and bay leaf and keep stirring until everything is covered in curry.
Add the beans and the stock and boil gently until the stock has reduced and the potatoes and beans are soft.
Adjust seasoning and thicken gravy a bit if required.
Scoop curry into the bread, cover with the "cap", and leave a minute or so for the cap to draw up some moisture, then seek seclusion and go primitive!

KEL'S KITCHEN

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52 Best Stories - Big Splash, Little Splash
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Good Morning Maureen,

I was amazed. Last summer it was a lazy Sunday afternoon at the swimming pool and two kids gave me a lesson about life I will always remember.

With Kind Regards, Sandy

We have an 8 year old daughter that must be a direct descendent from a fish. She loves the swimming pool, sprinklers, lake, even the plastic little pools that Target sells. Any bribe will work as long as it is related to more time in the swimming pool.

She is also a very proud, competitive little girl and always wants to win. If her size or age does not give her the advantage, then she wants to negotiate with you to change the rules, so that she can win.

Last summer we were in the city of Wimberley in the beautiful Texas hill country. We were staying at a hillside bed and breakfast over looking Paradise Valley which had a small but very usable swimming pool. Our daughter, Reagan, and her 12 year old friend, Libby, were swimming, diving, chasing, and playing any and every game that they could think of relating to water.

As I was walking by, Reagan say, "let's see who can make the biggest splash." Now this might not have been the best choice of games, since Libby is 4 years older and out-weighed her by 20 pounds. Being the closest big person, Reagan asked if I would be the judge of the "Big Splash" contest.

They lined up next to each other and jumped into the pool, creating excellent "cannonballs" considering their sizes. Libby did produce that bigger splash. Not by much, but she did. Their heads then popped out of the water with their beautiful little girl grins looking to me for the winning decision.

Now this put me in an awkward spot. Libby seemed quite confident with herself and her self esteem could handle a decision in Reagan's favor. Looking at Reagan, I could see the strong anticipation that I would vote for her, but I could also see the slight quiver of her lower lip and a little tear begin to form if she were to loose.

A splash is a splash and I said, "Not by much, but Libby's splash was bigger."

What then happened truly impressed me. Libby looked over to Reagan and could see what was about to happen. Before the quiver could turn into a tremble and tears begin to flow, she said:

"Let's see who can make the littlest splash."

Suddenly both girls erupted into activity, big grins on their faces as they hopped to the side of the pool and got ready for their next competition. Waiting with anticipation, I gave the signal and they jumped into the water. Sure enough, being smaller, Reagan was able to slide into the water with the littler splash.

They popped again to the surface, and I was able in all honesty to award the "Little Splash" contest winner to Reagan. Both were most happy and giggling together went down to the shallow end to create another game.

Only twelve years old. Amazing. Without hesitation Libby was able to create a situation where both girls became winners.

Helping Friends be Winners. What a true Joy in Life.

~ Author is C. F. Sandy Pofahl of 52Best ~

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One Man's Australia
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Between the mountains and the sea

One of the problems about writing this column week after week for some years is that periodically I suddenly realise that I have begun to pontificate - usually politically. Politics has now had a three week run. It is time to seed in something different - and lighter. So I have decided to lighten up and talk about my home town and district.

At intervals over the next few months I will scribble a few short columns on the Illawarra, where I live, the Southern Highlands, where Don Bradman grew up and the South Coast, which stretches from the Illawarra to the Victorian border. After the snow melts this summer I would like to do a short motorcycle tour of the Snowy Mountains That should give me material for a column towards the end of the year.

It will hopefully give South Africans a chance to see a little of this corner of the world - including some who live in Sydney and whose Johannesburg instincts apparently still run strong. Their ingrained belief appears to be that nothing good can ever be said about Southern Suburbs and they resolutely stay north of the Harbour.

The modern history of the Illawarra started in 1770 with the visit of Captain Cook to Botany Bay. His journals described the place lyrically. He then sailed north, ignoring Sydney Harbour, which he named Port Jackson as he passed its entrance.

He had on board a pair of naturalists - Banks and Solander whose accounts of the voyage triggered interest in Whitehall. The dastardly French were being encountered more and more frequently around the Pacific and South East Asia. It was evident that the British would need to station substantial naval forces in the Pacific to keep the interlopers out.

Maintaining a fleet in the Pacific required a reliable supply of masts and sails as these had a short life in service.

An answer was provided by Banks and Solander in the form of the oil and uranium of the 18th century - pines and flax.

In 1776 the American colonies revolted. One of the consequences of this was that the British lost the destination to which they had been exiling their criminal classes as indentured labour. The reason for this was not necessarily that the Founding Fathers of the United States envisioned a Land of the Free, but rather that African slaves were cheaper and more reliable.

The ever-growing multitudes of convicts, confined in floating hulks in all the harbours threatened to overwhelm Britain. Noting that Australia had the wherewithal to maintain a fleet against the French it was decided to kill two birds with one stone. The First Fleet of convicts was dispatched to Botany Bay.

They arrived on January 18, 1788 and the stark truth dawned. Any resemblance between the Botany Bay they found and the Botany Bay described in the records of Cook's voyage was purely coincidental. Remaining there would mean the deaths of all from starvation and thirst.

So Governor Phillip and Captain Hunter sailed the few miles up the coast to examine Port Jackson - and found the finest harbour in the world, with fertile soil and ample water.

They hastened back to Botany Bay and ordered the Fleet to prepare to sail for Port Jackson.

Early on the morning of the 26th January they were dumbstruck when the la Boussole and l'Astrolabe, commanded by Jean-Francois de la Perouse, sailed into Botany Bay. The French were equally taken aback to find a British squadron already there.

La Perouse was told that the British Fleet would supply him with anything he wanted, except for food, stores, sails, ammunition or anything else he needed.

As the French were outnumbered they took the hint and departed. The British fleet sailed to Port Jackson, landed at Sydney Cove and January 26th became Australia Day.

As the British explored the coast to the south of Sydney in the early 1790s they found that the coast was dominated by an escarpment that met the sea in the form of a line of sandstone cliffs, which then edged inland at a shallow angle to the coast leaving a thin wedge of fertile land between the cliffs and the sea. The local Aboriginal name for the escarpment was Illawarra - meaning "high place by the water".

What was of importance was that they discovered coal seams in the cliffs - so close to the water that they could be accessed from boats. They named the place Coalcliff.

The first photograph shows the place. The main coal seam can be seen as a horizontal black line below the road in the low cliffs at the edge of the sea near the centre of the photograph. The cliffs are made up of alternating layers of sandstone and coal. The marks of early "scratch" mining can be seen.

"Scratch" mining started immediately. It was a laborious and hazardous affair. Ships would anchor offshore, their boats would row in to the edge of the rock platforms, the miners would scramble ashore with picks and baskets and scramble up to the coal seam.

When they had filled their baskets they carried them back to the boats and tipped them in, then climbed back for more.

The shore was inhospitable for sailing ships. In the summer the prevailing northeast monsoon winds always threatened to blow them ashore. In winter there were sudden southerly gales. Many heavily laden rowing boats were smashed on the rocks or foundered on their way out to the ships. Many boats had to be abandoned with their crews of miners when changes in the weather meant that the ships had to up-anchor and sail to avoid being wrecked themselves.

But the economic importance of the Illawarra had been established. The problem was to find a harbour.

In 1835 Charles Throsby found a beach, about 40 km south of Coalcliff, sheltered from the southerly gales by a point jutting out into the sea just south of a large freshwater lagoon fed by a clear stream. Its local Aboriginal name was Wollongong - meaning "Place between the mountains and the sea".

He built a hut, landed a small flock of sheep and what is now the 8th largest city in Australia was founded.

Explorers soon discovered that the entire escarpment was full of outcropped coal. There was no need to sink mineshafts to reach the seams. There was a particularly thick outcrop on the sides of what is now Mount Keira, close behind the point that Throsby had found. The problem was to transport the coal to Sydney. Overland transport was out of the question due to the thick bush and heavy gradients in endless broken country. The answer appeared to be to build a safe harbour

A Major Plunkett of the Engineers was detailed to do this. Labour was no problem. He drafted 200 convicts and shackled them by their waists (so that their hands were free to carry tools) to a long ship's hawser. He then mounted his horse and rode the 90 kms through rugged, heavily wooded country from Sydney Cove to Wollongong with the long centipede of shackled convicts shuffling behind - prodded by the bayonets of the military escourt.

The result was Wollongong harbour - shown in the second photograph. It was dug by hand and lined with hand-cut sandstone dug from a seal-level quarry at the end of the point. Wollongong Harbour is now heritage listed and is the home of the "Italian navy" as the locals fondly call the fishing fleet.

The modern working harbour, handling ships up to 300,000 tonnes, is Port Kembla, 10 kms to the south.

The third photograph shows Mount Keira and the colliery which was the motivation for building the harbour. I am typing this in my study in the bush on the lower slopes about 500 metres as the crow flies from the mine.

The bush is remnant from Gondwanaland. We have the most ancient forms of warm blooded animal on earth in our suburb - monotremes. These are mammals that lay eggs, hatch them and then feed the young on milk. There are only two monotremes left in the world - the echidna which wander through our gardens and the platypus which live secretively in the streams. The plants, leeches, ticks and spiders match them.

Once the harbour was built coal mining commenced in 1848. Being British and proud of it the mine was named the Albert Colliery. The mine closed in 1995 after 148 years of operation.

Within a few decades the entire Illawarra escarpment became a string of small mining villages, like pearls on a string formed by the Illawarra rail line from Wollongong to Sydney, which was built during the 1870s.

Once the coal mining industry had been established the harbour became a valuable asset. There were jealous foreign powers about, including the Russians - who were driving to secure ports that were not ice-bound through the northern winters - and so the British set about fortifying the area.

The fourth photograph shows the battery that was built to defend the harbour which can be seen in the background. It also shows the reason that Australia was annexed by the British in the first place - pines for naval ships' masts. These are native to Norfolk Island - part of the state of New South Wales. Their branches and needles all slope upwards, whereas those of their equivalents in the northern hemisphere slope downwards.

This is adaptation to their environment. In the northern hemisphere the branches have to be able to shed snow or be broken by its weight. In the Antipodes the branches have to strain water droplets out of the coastal mists and guide them towards the trunk - from where the collected water can run down to the roots.

The fifth photograph is for the gun buffs. The guns are muzzle loading. They have hydraulic recoil dampers and the recoil springs are aided by the slope on the gun carriage chassis. Elevation is by means of the four-spoked wheel on the front side of the trunnion fitted with a pinion which drives a quadrant gear on the lower side of the gun mount. Traverse is by blocks and tackle fitted to ring bolts in opposite sides of the gun recess.

Coal mining gives rise to close knit communities. The body count guarantees it. The history of coal mining in the Illawarra is littered with accounts of accidents.

The sixth photograph is of the small wooden Church of England in Mount Kembla, two suburbs and about 7 kms south of us. It is surrounded on three sides by a graveyard where the bulk of the graves have the same date - 31 July 1902, when 96 miners died in an underground explosion in the Mount Kembla colliery, about 600 metres up the road. It remains the worst single accident in the history of mining in Australia. The mine is still in operation.

And as can be seen in the seventh photograph Wollongong remains the "Place between the mountains and the sea". The beaches stretch for tens of kilometres and our kids grow up in the surf.

I have commuted to Sydney for years. It takes no longer than it does from the northern suburbs of the city and we have always loved living in the 'Gong.

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OK! So it is the silly season but sometimes I wonder whether heatstroke can be a collective thing.
We've been having the normal high heat and humidity that occurs every summer here in Ontario accompanied of course by the seasonal whining over the high heat and humidity and cost of electricity, normally, of course, as a result of everyone staying indoors with the air conditioning turned up to maximum to cope with the high heat and humidity!
So with this heat wave, the start of summer holidays and Popestock coming to town what is the first thing that occurs?
Well, all the local Municipal workers decide that this is the right time to go on strike. Over whether they should have "jobs for life" or not!
And.. No!?I'm not making that up. Toronto is thinking of privatizing services such as refuse collection. Which may mean job losses. It shouldn't but there is the possibility that it could happen.
Now the local union very cleverly had a clause inserted when the old cities of Toronto, North York and Etobicoke amalgamated, which basically set up municipal workers in a sort of jobs for life position. Similar to the municipal workers back in South Africa I suppose. So when the collective bargaining came up this was a bone of contention.
Despite some warning Mayor Mel managed, once again, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, and the next thing you know there was no more rubbish collection taking place. There was also a whole host of other municipal activities that were curtailed but the most visible in the "sense assaulting" manner was that of the garbage collection.
Within days it became very apparent that Torontonians have an uncanny ability to produce vast quantities of nasty smelly detritus.
It also became apparent that they don't like to have nasty smelly garbage on their own property, nor for that matter in the general vicinity of their neighbourhood. Some interesting illegal activities taking place. The cities surrounding Toronto suddenly finding that the refuse in their area was increased dramatically.
Oddly enough one of the aspects that struck me was how badly Canadians do the whole re-cycling thing. For a politically correct society they stink at recycling!
There was a distinct lack of awareness as to how to recycle, compost or even sort out garbage. Hopefully this strike will at least have made a lot more people aware of what to do. And how to do it!
In the meantime what exactly were the Toronto City Council debating?
Well first off, the major item of contention was whether the signboard erected at a new clothing retail store was offensive or not!
FCUK has opened a new store up on Bloor Street with the usual signage above the door and a whole host of "guerrilla" advertising tactics that trade on the name. The name itself apparently stands for "French Connection UK". Hence the shortened FCUK form. Of course it is also the brainchild of the youthful brain-dead "snigger, snigger we are so clever" idiots that currently form the so-called marketing experts but that is another story and even so doesn't merit a full council debate that forces the other crisis to be ignored! Yes we all know it trades on the swear word so common amongst Canadian youth.
Yes we all know it is an immature and puerile marketing ploy.
And yes we all know that the spotty little oink behind this piece of stupidity is probably in line for all sorts of peer awards for brilliance in "pissing off the man" but should it really take up Council time away from more pressing matters? No!
After all this is the council that contains the one councillor whose sparkling addition to debate is to ask for a raise in the speed limit on the 401 because:
" We must respect the law. Everyone is travelling over the speed limit so we need to raise the speed limit to stop people breaking the law"!!
You can't make this stuff up people!
These types actually exist here in Toronto! Unfortunately they get far to much airtime and in some cases even become Mayor! If they don't they hover around on the council fringes making damn nuisances of themselves as they put forward pet projects and other ancillary pieces of action designed to create chaos and lengthen any political process.
This includes, I might add, the request to help 170 women residing in the Toronto Homeless shelters to go to a spa for a day! To help them overcome their sense of worthlessness or some other psychobabble claptrap!
Hello people. Am I the only one that questions the need to send homeless women to a spa?! There are millions of women here in Toronto who will never see the outside of a spa as they slave away trying to make ends meet on a daily basis and here we have the dregs of society being given a perk that is way out of proportion to its necessity! And to answer the question already coming may I point out that these are people who choose to remain on the streets out of choice, not necessity necessarily!
But this is Toronto where any minority with a cause can make a bloody lot of noise and get away with murder all for the sake of "being fair"!
Which is why the biggest cause here at the moment is the issue of legalizing "Gay" marriages. Once again a "couple with a cause" went to court, and don't they all eventually, and managed to find a Judge who was amenable who decided that it was "unconstitutional" to deny gays the right to a legal marriage. At the moment we await the Governments response to the Judges comment that they had two years in which to do something about this ruling.
In what was another piece of "lets shoot ourselves in the foot" stupidity The Star ran another survey designed to "prove" that Torontonians were solidly behind this cause.
Only by a 70 to 30 percent margin they weren't and so the spin-doctors had to go to work again. Interestingly this shows just how out of touch the politicians and assorted social re-engineering types can be sometimes. No doubt we will have to go back to the steady propaganda drip that worked so well with "multiculturalism"!
Personally I believe that this is merely a clever ruse by lawyers to open up a more profitable line of divorces later. Can you imagine the snot-and-trane involved in divvying up a gay couples worldly possessions? The time? The amount that can be charged?
And so lastly I must happily report on an article that I wrote some time ago and which has recently had a happy ending.
The Canadian Army was to receive the desert camouflage uniform at last. At a cost of $7 million enough uniforms were due to be delivered to outfit the forces last week. Unfortunately it was the day before the Canadian Forces were due to leave Afghanistan and come home but ..hey?it's the thought that counts! Right?!
This has been the second hottest July on record.
And the second stupidest!

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Mike still very busy but will be back soon with his column.

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Choice Coach - Grounded in the Earth, Reaching for the Sky
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Journeying on a spiritual path.

Volume IV, Issue 8, August 2002

TRANSPARENCY

In the previous issue of Grounded/Reaching, I discussed connections and disconnects between intuition and spirituality. (If you missed that issue, it is presently posted at the Grounded/Reaching page of my website at http://www.choicecoach.com/4Writer/)

Part of that discussion was about the extent to which it is important to not "contaminate" what comes through our intuition by our pre-existing biases and thought patterns. In other words, we need to get ourselves out of the way of what is coming through to us. We need to be transparent.

Since then I have been thinking about the importance of transparency in many areas of our lives. Being transparent is a basic part of coach training. The coach's agenda and/or biases have no place in the coaching of any client. It is only the client's agenda that must be the focus and the guide for each coaching session.

Transparency is a good way of describing what many of us seek in as we walk our spirituality path also. One scripture expresses the concept as "Not my will but Thine." Another says "I will to will Thy will." In other words, in our spiritual search as in other areas, we need to get out of the way. This is not easy to get our arms (or ideas) around in a society that believes (as do I) in short and long-term goals, strategic planning, and to-do lists. Can we live both lives? If so how? Or do we have to make a choice between the two? Do we have to get so far out of the way that we totally give up on the material aspects of life?

Perhaps the most extreme cases of people who say that they are giving up everything in the interests of spirituality are the "begging monks" found in parts of Asia, some of whom literally give up everything except the clothes that they wear and the begging bowl that they carry. Yet, for food, they need to beg from those who have not made such an extreme decision. What if everyone were to turn to begging bowls? There would be no farmers, and no householders, to fill them. So, clearly, the universe is not designed so that we should all go to such extreme ends as to give up everything that is worldly.

Indeed, would spirituality serve any purpose if it were not brought back into the world? I think of the relationship between spirituality and the material world as similar to the relationship between yeast and grape juice. When the yeast is added to the grape juice, and allowed to "work," then it and the juice are transformed into something so different, and so much more powerful, that they are thought of as entirely different things. Grape juice is grape juice. Wine is wine. So can spirituality, brought back into our everyday lives, transform us and our lives into something entirely different.

Okay, I'm rambling, but I'm going full circle and getting back to the transparency thing.

It is in the planning. It's not that we should not set material goals. It is that they need to be in line with our spiritual intentions. It is so obvious that you may be wondering why I'm even writing this. Yet, in our day to day lives, do we stay transparent? Are we, in our decision-making, like a clear, transparent light bulb that lets the light shine forth unhindered? Or do we, perhaps with the best of intentions, alter the light. Perhaps we decide that the light would be prettier if it were another color. So we color the light bulb. We mean well, but the light is no longer as it was coming from its source (or Source). Not only is its wavelength changed, but its ability to light its surroundings has been weakened. We have let our own intentions - a pretty light of some color - both change it and weaken how it is received.

Just as well-trained coaches set aside their own agendas when they start to work with their clients, so do we all need to remember that our own agenda is not primary if we are to live a life that is altered by our spiritual inspiration just as the grape juice is altered by yeast. The grape juice does not need to do anything. It is the yeast that does the work.

Somewhere in here is the concept of "dying to the world" in order to gain life.

What's happening at ChoiceCoach.com

At the www.ChoiceCoach.com I will very soon be instituting a new page, called The Extra Mile. It will contain stories of people who have gone the extra mile. At that site I will be soliciting such stories for use on the page, so that I can update it frequently, in hopes it will provide you with inspiration at times when you need it most. However, please wait for the page to be up there before sending them. It should be ready within a week of your receiving this issue.

Latter in the month the Services page will be updated to reflect two additional forms of coaching service that I will be offering in September.

Favicons: If you already have the website on your favorites list, you might like to add it again. You'll find that the little symbol beside its name, which is usually a generic symbol of your web browser, is now a seagull, somewhat symbolic soaring upwards, reaching for the sky, and of Jonathon Livingston Seagull, a book that I continue to find highly inspirational. This little symbol is called a favicon. It helps my site to stand out in your favorites list.

SPECIAL TIMES THIS MONTH
Dates and descriptions obtained from http://www.interfaithcalendar.org/

August 15
Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary - Catholic Christian
Falling Asleep of the Theotokis - Orthodox Christian (celebrates the life and ascension of the Virgin Mary)

August 22
Raksha Bandhan - Hindu (Hindu festival honoring the loving ties between brothers and sisters in a family)

August 30
Shree Krishna Jayanti - Hindu celebration of the physical courage and mental brilliance of Krishna ()

September 7-8
Rosh Hashanah - Jewish (A time of introspection, abstinence, prayer and penitence.)

September 10
Ganesh Chaturthi - Hindu (honors the god of prosperity, prudence and success.)

Copyright Diana Robinson, Ph.D. 2002. This newsletter may be reproduced or transmitted in its entirety only, including this copyright line. I enjoy receiving feedback,
suggestions, and questions for Grounded/Reaching. To give feedback, please e-mail me at mailto:Editor@ChoiceCoach.com.

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This from me - it is a site that is still a bit under construction but one that I totally endorse. Those of you who know me also know that I choose to be vegan and also like to promote sites and causes that help animals of every shape and size... not just the 'pretty' ones!

This is a South African site that has recently gone live.

It is called Justice for Animals and here is the URL: www.justiceforanimals.co.za

Here is a relevant quote from the site:

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My parents have US resident visas that they obtained when they immigrated to the USA in the early 80's. They returned to SA after 2 years in the States. They would like to return to the States. Would these cards still be valid and if so how do they go about getting back to the States? Would they be able to work in the States with these cards as it does state on the card that they are permitted to live & work in the US permanently and we see no expiration date on the cards?

Many Thanks

Nikki

Dear Nikki,

A permanent resident card remains valid until revoked or surrendered. Therefore your parents can use there cards to return to the US. However, people who do not maintain their permanent residence in the US can lose their status on entry to the US, if the immigration officer ascertains that they have not been living in the US. This is a chance they will have to take. no amount of explanation will resolve this issue if the immigration officer chooses to question in depth. However, if all goes well, on entry to the US, your parents need to re-establish their permanent residence by putting down roots. They will be entitled to work. If they do not already have social security numbers, they can apply at a local Social Security office and will be given cards valid for employment.

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Hi, I'm Jim, and would like to correspond to people living in Cape Town... I lived there until 1999 with my late wife and loved many aspects of life there.. I am very seriously thinking of moving back to live there permanently. Most whites are leaving, I'm thinking of coming! Anyway, Please let others know I would like to talk and meet them.. Email address is shelrai99@yahoo.com.

Thanks, Jim Hudson

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Greetings from Scotland - In your newsletter I read with interest an article about HMS Renown by Walter Sharpe. I was trying to contact him as my late father served on the ship and was in Durban too.

But when I tried to email the address given (pownie@freeserve.co.uk) it comes back undeliverable.

Can you help with the correct address or maybe check it for me please?

Thanks

Ian Buckingham
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Editor's note: the e-mail address we have on file for Walter came back undeliverable so if anyone can help... thanks!

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Dear Maureen,

I recently moved to Toronto and am looking for a position as a graphic designer/art director/studio manager/designer.

Should a reader from the Toronto area know of any position, I can be contacted at j_niccola@hotmail.com

Thank you.

Niccola Jay
allgau@lightspeed.bc.ca

Help Desk Question/s of the Week - Personal Ads TOP

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Where are they now? TOP

I am looking for a long time friend in Port Elizabeth, South Africa - KAREN BOWKER. She has two daughters named Lindsay and Alison. Her ex-husband is Stephen and may be living in Cape Town.
One of her sisters NICOLA has apparently married an ANDREW SCULTHORPE of London, UK and is living there. She has another two sisters named Robyn & Kelly. Kelly is married to a Neil and living in PE.
It is out of character for her to have lost touch with me. She was working for a company in PE called FESDURE. Can anyone please help?

Linda Swanepoel (Canada)
email: kobus@telus.net

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Hi Maureen,

Your name has been forwarded to me from a South African lady I met, while on holiday in Cyprus, has someone who may be able to help find someone.

The person I'm trying to find is a lady called Marriette Kruger. I met her while on holiday in South Africa in 1988. We stayed in touch for a while, but then drifted apart, probably due to the distance involved. Anyway, this lady is special to me and I've never forgot her. I realise that she may now be married, but I'd still like to track her down has a friend.

I would be grateful for any help you may be able to offer. She would be around 30 today. Her last known postal address was :

P.O.BOX 4630, Secunda, 2302.

Many thanks.

Yours Sincerely,

Chris Wilson
Wilsonchirs@aol.com

Club and Other News TOP

Club details are up on the SAW site! If you have a club (with or without a Web site) and your club isn't listed, just go to the SAW site and fill them all in! Easy as that!

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UK - London
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Discover South Africa at the Coin Street Festival

THE SOUTH AFRICAN BIG BRAAI
At the Coin Street Festival

Sunday 18 August 2002, 2-7pm
Bernie Spain Gardens, Upper Ground, South Bank, London SE1 - located on the Thames riverside walkway between the Royal National Theatre and Tate Modern
Admission FREE
Nearest train/tube: Waterloo, Blackfriars or Southwark
Information: 020 7401 2255

South Africa is the hottest place to go with loads to do and see. Everyone is aware of the dramatic scenery and the wildlife South Africa offers holidaymakers all year round. But what about the food, the wine and the rich culture the country also has to offer? South Africa's biggest asset is the welcoming smiles of its friendly people and a culture of having a real good time entertaining friends and family.

Here's your opportunity for a free taster when the South Bank becomes South Africa for a day at The South African Big Braai, presented by South African Tourism as part of the Coin Street Festival, on Sunday 18 August. Enjoy the cultural diversity this friendly and vibrant country has to offer ... from food and wine to music and dance; crafts to children's activities ... on all the south bank of the River Thames in central London.

Chill out in the Riverside Wine Garden with its stunning views across the river to St Paul's and the city while listening to some cool township tunes from Jive Nation. Wander into Bernie Spain Gardens to the monster Braai (a barbecue the South African way) where the country's culinary delights are prepared by famous South African chef Pete Gottgens with his team from Springbok Café Group and his two acclaimed London restaurants Fish Hoek and Dumela. Sample flavours from all corners of South Africa - ostrich, springbok, calamari and boerewors to traditional Cape Malay and Durban Indian cuisine. Whether your tastes are for the exotic or the traditional, the Braai will be producing tempting mouth-watering meat and vegetarian dishes throughout the day with Castle Lager and fresh fruit juices to quench the thirst.

Relax in the Gardens and enjoy a superb musical line up on the main stage of South African musicians. Headlining is Doreen Thobekile's new Zulu sounds accompanied by TransGlobal Underground. The Queen of the London Zulus merges South African country blues with some digital rare grooves. Doreen has sung with Miriam Makeba and Shikisha and appeared with Tammy Wynette on the KLF's "Justified and Ancient". Over the last couple of years she has divided her time between playing solo shows of original and traditional Zulu songs, and touring the world with Trans-Global Underground. Now she's putting it all together...presenting a South African funk fusion with members of TGU in attendance.

Listen out for the sweet acapella singing and foot stomping dance of Black Spear. Enjoy a unique opportunity to see a performance by the Stars of Umoja, from the hit musical Umoja at Queens Theatre that has been heralded as the most electrifying experience in London. A history of rich musical culture that has been a key part of South African life gave us the musical. At the Big South African Braai you can experience why the beat, rhythm, song and dance have the theatre critics dancing in the isles at the sell-out performances in the West-End.

Lining the riverside are stalls where master crafters demonstrate and sell their wares. For children there is storytelling and mask making workshops.

We invite you to come and discover your taste for South Africa!

To get there:

Tube: Blackfriars, Embankment. Southwark, Waterloo

Train: Blackfriars, Charing Cross, Waterloo, Waterloo East

Car: Car parks at Doon Street and Cornwell Road. Special Sundays and bank holidays day rate £5,30

Bus: 1, 4, 26, 59, 68, 76, 168, 171, 172, 176, 188, 243, 341, 501,521, X68 to Waterloo Bridge
45, 63, 100 to Blackfriars Bridge,
381 to Stamford Street,
RV1 along the riverside.

Disables access: All events are designed to be wheelchair friendly

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Luxembourg
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BRING AND BRAAI

The South African Club of Luxembourg will be holdings its annual BRING and BRAAI which will be held on the 25th August 2002 from around 11:00 until midnight, the address is:

Drëps
rue du Bärendall
Road between Mamer and Kopstal
(Directly next to Thilsmillen) it is very easy to find. The area is right in the forest next to the river.

Castle Beer and boerewors to braai will be on sale on the day and fires will be provided. But please remember to bring your own knives, plates, salads, drinks etc. There are some tables and benches, but if you have, please bring them along. There will be games for adults and children.

There will be an entrance charge of euro 5 per adult and euro 2.5 per child. For all of you who were at the braai last year we hope to see you again especially for those of you who came from Germany and Holland. For further information, please call Pat on 3420904312 or mobile 091335571 or Elaine 462685700 or mobile 021397586 reply to this email if you will be there. If anyone is needing a lift on the day, contact us and we can arrange something.

Pat and Elaine

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USA - Northern Nevada
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South African Picnic for the Northern Nevada Springbok Club

Dear Maureen:

Please be so kind as to post the annual South African (all Southern Africans welcome from Zambia to Namibia) Northern Nevada Springbok Club Picnic to be held at Rancho San Rafael Park on August 31, 2002 at 3.00 pm - 9.00 pm (or whenever the booze runs out).

If you want to attend please E-Mail John Diamond at jdiamond@intercomm.com for details. Games for kids, both large and small, braai and boeremusiek!

Thanks, John Diamond, Reno Nevada, USA.

What We're Up To TOP

Well... at last you can read SAWmail without logging on the SAW site!! Just go to www.saw.co.za and before you even log in you will see the SAWmail icon on the splash page... so just one click and you can read the current issue in full, download it to Word and read it later... print it out... whatever is your fancy. No links as yet but that will come with the new site.

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As you might be aware, we now have two versions of SAWmail... let us know if you would like to receive the html version.

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You can now subscribe to SAWmail directly from the SAW Web site... just go to
http://www.saw.co.za and there you will see the 'subscribe to SAWmail' box. So...
Tell your friends where to go!

Humour TOP

If you were wondering why I haven't used a joke you sent in; some of the jokes I receive are just not suitable for general publication. So send me suitable jokes and I will publish them and acknowledge their origin.

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A Hearing Test
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This from Captain Ken ski@flatwater.com

An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. He called he doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.

"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away . . . let's see what happens.' "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

On to the kitchen door, ten feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" STILL no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

"For the fifth time, CHICKEN!!!!"

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New Age Sensitive Chauvinistic Pig
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This from Nick de Klerk keg@thos.co.za

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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Maybe these Merger tips will cheer you up!
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More from Captain Ken

Feeling glum about the stock market lately? Maybe these Merger tips will cheer you up! Nothing like putting lipstick on the ole' pig ...

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implosions, I wanted to make you, as a group of few close friends' aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in late 2002, and make yourself a bundle:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and WR Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers will join forces and become...Polly, Warner Cracker.
3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMM Good.
Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.
Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as FedUP
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW!

Call your broker today! But don't tell him/her where you get your tips!

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Suitable Joke!
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This from Wendy O'Brien kleeobrien@yahoo.com

Hi Maureen:

Here's one that should make the SAW newsletter!

A true South African braai: the only type of cooking a real man will do.

When a man offers to do this, a chain of events is put into motion:

1. The woman goes to the shop for the ingredients.
2. The woman prepares the salad, rolls, veggies and desserts.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, puts it on tray with the
necessary cooking utensils and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside
the grill, beer in hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman sets the table.
6. The woman tells the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and gives to the woman.
8. The woman puts everything on the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and washes the dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes there is just no pleasing a woman.

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Real letters sent to the newspapers
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This from Eddie & Marlene Smith e&m.smith@xtra.co.nz

I found this really funny. I hope you do.

The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests last year. The hotel ended up submitting the letters to the Sunday Times

Dear Maid,

Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
Thank you,
S. Berman

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Dear Room 635,
I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management are to leave 3 soaps daily.
I hope this is satisfactory.
Kathy,
Relief Maid

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Dear Maid
I hope you are my regular maid.
Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening, I found you had added 3 little Camay's to the shelf under my medicine cabinet.
I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Imperial Leather, so I won't need those 6 little Camay's, which are on the shelf. They are in the way when shaving, brushing teeth etc.
Please remove them.
S. Berman

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Dear Mr Berman,
The assistant manager, Mr Kensedder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience.
If you have any future complaints, please contact me so I can give it my personal attention. Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM.
Thank you.
Elaine Carmen
Housekeeper

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Dear Miss Carmen,
It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45 AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6.00 PM. That's the reason I called Mr Kensedder last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr Kensedder if he could do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a new check in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet, along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the bathroom shelf.
In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap.
Why are you doing this to me?
S. Berman

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Dear Mr Berman,
Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and to remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8 AM and 5 PM.
Thank you,
Elaine Carmen,
Housekeeper

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Dear Mr Kensedder,
My bath-size Imperial Leather is missing.
Every bar of soap was taken from my room, including my own bath-size Imperial Leather. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets.
S. Berman

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Dear Mr Berman,
I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem. I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a room.
The situation will be rectified immediately.
Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience.
Martin L. Kensedder
Assistant Manager

I don't know where you got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Imperial Leather.
I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I left in your room.
Elaine Carmen
Housekeeper

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Dear Mrs Carmen,
Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess
* On the shelf under the medicine cabinet -18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
* On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3.
* On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4.
* Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
* In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist.
* On the Northeast corner of the tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used.
* On the Northwest corner of the tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3.

Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to tip.
May I suggest that my bedroom window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries.

One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-size Imperial Leather, which I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings.
S. Berman

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Good one!
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More from Eddie & Marlene Smith

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking, well-dressed, gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the gentleman replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."

"No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1000.00 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie.

Natalie explained that is was very rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts ... it was still $1000.00 a visit.

Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.

When he showed up for the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.

Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went.

At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The gentleman replied, "I'm from Pretoria."

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who live there."

"Yes, I know," said the gentleman. "Your father died and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3000 inheritance."

MORAL:

Some things in life are certain...

1. Death...
2. Taxes...
3. Being screwed by an attorney

Recipes TOP

I am not a fan of corn muffins. At least I wasn't until I found this recipe. Very yummy and not too sweet. It is from VegSource.com Beginners Board. I also add half a cup of fresh cooked corn cut from the cobs (it's corn season here in New Hampshire!) I also leave out the salt.

Bryanna's "Perfect" Corn Muffins

Makes 12 muffins
Bryanna says: This is my favorite cornbread-Yankee-style, since it's a little sweet. It's moist and corny, high-fiber and low in fat. (NOTE: For Southern-Style Cornbread: Use white stoneground cornmeal and omit sugar, or use only 1 T...)

Dry Mix:
1 c. yellow (stoneground, if possible) cornmeal
3/4 c. wholewheat pastry flour or unbleached flour
1/3 c. soy or chickpea flour
1/4 c. sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. baking soda

Wet mix:
1 T. lemon juice with non-dairy milk to make 1 and 1/4 c.
1/4 C. unsweetened smooth applesauce
2 T. oil or melted non-dairy margarine

Whisk the dry Mix ingredients together in a medium bowl. Whisk or blend the wet Mix ingredients together and add to the Dry Mix. Mix briefly and pour into greased muffin cups. Bake 20 minutes at 400 degrees F. Check for doneness according to your oven. Mine are done by about 18 minutes.

Variations:
Nutty And/Or Fruity Creamy Corn Muffins: Bake the batter in 12 greased muffin cups for about 25 minutes at 400 degrees F. If you like, add 2/3 c. chopped toasted walnuts or pecans; and/or 1 c. fresh cranberries or blueberries, or 1/2 c. dried cranberries or blueberries, or 3/4 c. chopped pitted prunes..
Hot Chile Surprise Creamy Corn Muffins: Make muffins as directed above, but spoon only half the batter into 12 muffin cups. Spoon about 2 tsp. of hot red pepper or jalapeño jelly into the center of each portion. Top with the remaining batter and bake as usual.
Green Chile Creamy Corn Muffins: To the batter, add 1 (4 oz.) can, drained well, of chopped green California chiles. Sprinkle the top of each unbaked muffin about 1/2-1 T. dairyfree soy Parmesan.
Basil Parmesan Creamy Corn Muffins: To the batter, add 1/4 c. chopped fresh basil and 2 T. nondairy soy Parmesan. Sprinkle the top of each unbaked muffin about 1/2-1 T. dairyfree soy Parmesan.
Tomatoey-Basil Or Oregano Creamy Corn Muffins: Same as variation above, but you can use fresh oregano, if you prefer. Add 1 to 1 and 1/2 c. chopped firm, but very ripe tomatoes (Roma are best).

Weekly Sport Roundup TOP

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Straeuli wants defence expert
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It will surprise nobody who watched the Tri-Nations clash in Durban that Springbok coach Rudolf Straeuli wishes to add a defence expert to his coaching team sooner rather than later.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=4

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Dolphins' McLean to miss warm up matches
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Nixon McLean's Busta Cup duties for St Vincent in the West Indies will keep him away from Natal's pre-season friendlies against Eastern Province and Gauteng at Kingsmead at the end of this month and the beginning of September.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=4

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United lost their hunger - Keane
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Manchester United captain Roy Keane has blamed complacency and his teammates' passion for "Rolexes, cars and mansions" for the club's failure to win a trophy last season.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=4

Are you a member of a local sporting club? Would you like your results published in SAWmail and/or on the SAW Web site? Please send the details of your club to me at the usual address... saw@thos.co.za

For direct correspondence, send me a message at saw@thos.co.za That's it folks! See you next week.
Maureen

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